Are you reading this post with your little cuckold penis in your hand, just wishing you were wiping a real cuckold cream pie off your chin?

Make your own cuckold cream pie to eat for Ms. Piper!

Prepare to Impress Me!

Yeah, of course, you are. There are so many of you, frustrated that your wife doesn’t cuckold you for real, and you’re calling me for instruction on how to get your wife to cuckold you. I do have tons of advice when it comes to persuading your wife to finally get a dick upgrade and stop settling for your pathetic dicklet, but these things take time.

In the meantime, why don’t you and I have a little fun? We can always practice for the big day!

How can I practice slurping my wife’s creamy leftovers after her real man fucks her? Well, a DIY cuckold cream pie, of course!

Here’s what you’ll need:

  1. A zip-seal baggie: I suggest the quart size that’s a little longer than a sandwich size, unless your penis is small, as is typical with you cuckolds. In this case, go with the sandwich or even snack size!
  2. Vanilla pudding: You can just buy the snack packs in the store, or go all out and make your own.
  3. A partner in crime: That would be me!

Assemble your cream pie receptacle: put some warmed (NOT HOT) vanilla pudding in the baggie, then put your little cucky dinkie in the baggie.

Jerk off normally, with your hand, while watching some hot cuckold porn. Imagine yourself standing on the sidelines while your hot wife has some fun.

After you cum, then push your face right in that baggie and lick it all up. Sweet and delicious, with a side of humiliation, no?

Oh, and I almost forgot the best part: call ME and perform on cam, or do it while I listen. Having someone with you while you enjoy your first cuckold cream pie is so hot!


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